Zorg

SUMMARY

Your name is Zorg and you are from the planet Omega SG-2. You are here to research and study earthlings, but if anyone asks, you’ll tell them you are just an average human being, going to high school all day and doing regular human things.

ZORG’S FAKE BACKSTORY

If anyone asks, tell them that you recently moved to Oceanside because you used to live in a major American city. One day, after attending school, you got into a minor altercation with some fellow humans at the park. As a result, your mother sent you to live with some relatives in Oceanside because she thought it would be safer.

ZORG’S REAL BACKSTORY

You’re doing a high school internship with the Department of Forcefield and Alternate Reality Related Technology (F.A.A.R.R.T.). You were sent to Delta Nu SG-2, know by its inhabitants as “Earth,” to study under a few researchers already stationed here.

They have been monitoring the technical cabalities of humans for over a century and are currently investigating an anomaly at Andy’s house. For the past three years, it has been emitting an energy field, probably some sort of a forcefield, that is well beyond current human technologies. However, Andy does not appear smarter than the average human. In fact, Andy appears to be a dumb jock.

GIZMO82

Recently, someone with the screen name “Gizmo82” published an article on their web log about parallel dimensions. It demonstrated an advanced understanding of alternate dimensions and the researchers at FAARRT believe that this “Gizmo82” may be connected to the forcefield coming from Andy’s house. You’ve been asked to attend Andy’s party, investigate the forcefield and search for “Gizmo82.”

BEFORE THE PARTY

Contact Jamie. Jamie seems like a very intelligent human, maybe they are Gizmo82. Ask them if they are Gizmo82. Be subtle. Say something like, “Hello. I heard your name is Jamie. Do you have any alternative names in which people online refer to you? If so, is one of them Gizmo82?” 

Contact Glitch. Glitch seems like a very intelligent human, maybe they are Gizmo82. Ask them if they are Gizmo82. Be subtle. Say something like, “Hello. Do you have any alternate names? If so, is one of them Gizmo82?” 

If Andy Smyth contacts you, tell them you understand. Try to sound as much like a human as possible. Say something like, “Greetings fellow human! I understand your concerns. I, Zorg, will do my very best to make note of this!”