Zørg

SUMMARY

Your name is Zørg and you are an alien from the planet Delta Nu SG-2. But, if anyone asks, you’ll tell them you are just an average human being, going to high school all day and doing regular human things.

DEPARTMENT OF F.A.A.R.R.T.

You’re in Oceanside because you're doing a high school internship with the Department of Forcefield and Alternate Reality Related Technology (F.A.A.R.R.T.). The Department has an outpost in Oceanside and they needed someone that could blend in with human high school students and act cool. And, because you are very smart and logical, you are one of the coolest kids in your high school back on Delta Nu SG-2.

The Department of F.A.A.R.R.T. researchers currently stationed in Oceanside have been monitoring the technical capabilities of humans for over a century and are currently investigating an anomaly at Andy’s house. For the past three years, it has been emitting an energy field which is probably some combination of various forcefields.

This technology is well beyond what Earthlings are capable of, and Andy does not appear to be smarter than the average human. In fact, Andy appears to be a dumb jock.

GIZMO82

Recently, someone with the screen name “Gizmo82” published an article on their web log about parallel dimensions. The blog post demonstrates an advanced understanding of alternate dimensions and the researchers at F.A.A.R.R.T. believe that this Gizmo82 may be connected to the forcefields coming from Andy’s house.

You’ve been assigned by the Department of F.A.A.R.R.T. to attend Andy’s party, investigate the forcefields, find Gizmo82, and report back. This is a very big opportunity for you and doing a good job will help launch your Department of F.A.A.R.R.T. career!

BEFORE THE PARTY

Contact Jamie. Jamie seems like a very intelligent human, maybe they are Gizmo82. Ask them if they are Gizmo82. Be subtle. Say something like, “Hello. I heard your name is Jamie. Do you have any alternative names in which people online refer to you? If so, is one of them Gizmo82?” 

Contact Glitch. Glitch seems like a very intelligent human, maybe they are Gizmo82. Ask them if they are Gizmo82. Be subtle. Say something like, “Hello. Do you have any alternate names? If so, is one of them Gizmo82?” 

If Andy Smyth contacts you, tell them you understand. Try to sound as much like a human as possible. Say something like, “Greetings fellow human! I understand your concerns. I, Zørg, will do my very best to make note of this!”