Andy Smyth

SUMMARY

You, Andy Smyth, are often mistaken for Andy Smith because you are neighbors and your names are so similar.

Just last week, a bunch of people dressed as witches accused you of being Andy Smith and said that you stole their magic rock or something (the details are a little hazy because you were high at the time). They beat you up and stole your favorite bowling ball.

Oceanside’s local super hero, Captain Awesome, showed up just in time to scare them off and save your life but, if Captain Awesome hadn’t arrived when they did, you are pretty sure the witches would have killed you. The whole thing really freaked you out.

ANDY SMYTH’S VISION MAP

Ever since the incident with the witches, you have been so worried about being mistaken for Andy Smith that you haven’t left your house. You spend most of your time hanging out in your basement, smoking weed, watching TV, tie-dying shirts and eating snacks.

Last night, as you fell asleep on the couch, you had a series of terrible visions. They played out like episodes of a TV show and were all narrated by someone you knew to be "The Author." In each episode, you were at Andy’s party and, in each episode, Andy turned out all the lights at the very end of the party. When the lights came back on, in some episodes, Andy was dead. In others, you were murdered instead.

When you woke up, you wrote everything down and turned it into a vision map (see below). 

A NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: The below vision map will not make a lot of sense to you at this point in the game (it may never make sense to you). But, it is included here so that you can start to familiarize yourself with it. Never tell anyone about Andy Smyth’s Vision Map. Also, bring a pencil with an eraser to Andy’s party.

BEFORE THE PARTY

Contact Parker. Parker is an exchange student and may not know you and Andy are different people. Educate them. Say something like, “Hey, I know you are new around here and I wanted to reach out and make sure you knew that I am Andy Smyth with a Y, Andy Smith, the host of the party, spells their name with an I. 

Contact Zorg. Zorg is new around here and may not know you and Andy are different people. Educate them. Say something like, “Hey, I know you are new around here and I wanted to reach out and make sure you knew that I am Andy Smyth with a Y, Andy Smith, the host of the party, spells their name with an I.